Ruth What do you do if your boiler explodes? Irish jokes: Like many other categories we got here, this one focuses on the Irish, how much they drink, and the way they think. Cat jokes: Some people like dog other like cat. Why do chickens raise one leg when they sleep? I mean male or female? I do not take responsibility for any discomfort your children may have by reading these. The position of the dirt bag What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Silly jokes: No matter how old one may be, they will always have a silly side to them. Old people jokes: Old people have so much life experience that they sometimes say or do weird things. Pissing in the bath is disgusting. There is no answer to this question, because we all have different taste in everything, some like clean ones while others may fancy dirty jokes.
One day as I came home early from work …. You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball! Submit it, so others may enjoy it aswell. Lesbian is a woman who likes other woman. Dumb jokes: Yep, we also got these. Nothing,you push them both to the side before you start eating! Pull the pin and throw it back. Here we focus about Mexicans and the poverty, stupidity and crime.
Poop jokes: Like the farts, poop are in the same category of humor. Dark jokes: There is different kinds of humor. She wanted to preserve her palm. They both can't whack it in public. Laughter is the best aphrodisiac.
These jokes have been available for a while at the bottom of each page, selected at random. It is certainly one of the stranger questions we have received. Me and my husband found them all so hilarious at our brunch with our best friends! Use these variants everywhere you want. What do you call a woman playing pool whilst balancing two pints of lager on her head? Spelling Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? They throw up, their body hurts and hormones are raging in their bodies. So go ahead and have som fun.
How do you do it? Simon is my newfound hero. She is the one who can eat the last donut! What is the main reason Santa is so jolly? He bought a warehouse Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the park? You can submit it by using. And n,o I personally don't have anything against lesbians. Redneck jokes: A redneck is a term used for poor, white, southern state farmers in th United states. I got plenty of them, and adding some regularly so you allways have some new to enjoy.
The purpose of this was to find the one and only joke that had the widest appeal and understanding among different people around the globe from different countries, cultures and demographics. The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped. A police officer pulled me over and knocked on my window. Someone who likes sheep and goats How do you piss off a female archeologist? Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? No ur a poo haha. One is made of plastic and is very dangerous to children; the other holds groceries What does it mean when the flag at the post office is flying at half mast? Pick one or more and try them out. Jacques Confucious he say… Foolish man give wife grand piano. So let us get started and we are sure even if you try you cannot stop laughing.
What was a more important invention than the first telephone? What is the definition of Confidence? I do not support bad behavior against Jews, or any other, neither am I a racist, or support racism. That is wrong on so many different levels. Breasts don't have eyes Why is air a lot like sex? Wise man give wife upright organ. I say that it´s a mixture of laziness, fast food and internet where our ass can be planted in the chair without moving for days that make us obese. See other funny jokes: The police department received a call at 1A. Pete What did the egg say to the boiling water? Q: Why did the gay man get a job at the loading dock? School jokes: For those of us who are lucky enough to have the choice of an education, we all know about school. The Blacks get car insurance.
The blonde has the higher sperm count. These are so bad that they actually becomes good. Toast is brown on both sides. Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating? What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? A: He loved it in the can. This is supposed to be 2015, please drag this humour out of the seventies and place it in the nearest waste receptacle. Patient: I think I want a second opinion.