She's so fat she makes Jabba the Hutt look anorexic. Yo mama is so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth. After she graduated from college, Thore relocated to to teach English to schoolchildren. Let's say you mix different, irreconcilable genres horror and comedy, thriller and romance , or take celebrities to star in your favorite movie or just add your own creative touch to the movie poster. A perfect moment is an extraordinary point in time when something happens that is worth capturing and making immortal for the benefit of whole human kind. Darren : 3 years ago : Lot's of dull ugly dweebs who wish they could dance, laughing at someone who tries. Yo mama is so fat her college graduation picture was an aerial shot.
Wow, what a world that would be! Here are some hand-picked fat jokes for your use and enjoyment. Yo mama is so fat when she opens the fridge it says I give up. Whitney's childhood passion for dance was cut short after weight gain in her teenage years shook her confidence. This way you're laughing with them, not at them. Yo momma is so fat when I said I want pigs in a blanket she got back in bed. Yo mama is so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in.
Once she jumped into the gulf here in Panama City and the tide came in at Myrtle Beach. Anyway, let these funny images be a warning to all people who don't mind their diet enough and are on the road to obesity, don't do it. Our roads are full of those, but they rarely catch our attention. She's so fat she wears an asteroid belt. Donald Trump and his Boeing 727-23 Originally operated by American Airlines, this 1968 vintage jet was reconfigured to hold 23, with pale leather armchairs, gold plated seatbelt b It is hard to be amazed by anything you see on the internet these days, when you know for a fact that any teenager with a computer and a copy of Adobe Photoshop or other photo manipulation software can put together a fake photograph in a couple of minutes.
Yo momma is so fat when God said let there be light He told your momma to move. Which would make you completely right to believe that these photographs have been tempered with! I know a lady named Paulette that is so fat she has to wake up in sections. There's a really good joke book available on the web. Your Mama's so fat she makes Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie. A little exercise, healthy eating and discipline of mind and body can take you a long way.
She is so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time. Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard. These are the funniest fat people on Earth. Nobody takes very well to being humiliated in public. Give your joke a good title.
Which would make you completely Have you ever wondered what would you get if you took a character from one blockbuster movie and make a poster for another movie featuring that character? Yo mama's so fat, she was attacked by Japanese military, they thought she was Godzilla's wife. In 2000, Thore was accepted into the Theatre Summer Enrichment Program at the of. Buy it today from NobleWorks Cards, and enjoy free shipping and bulk discounts that will let you save money on copies for all your friends. Years ago, I was driving the church bus taking the choir on a weekend outing. Don't let yourself become overweight.
Share it with all of us. Yo momma is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said one person at the time. No more need for Cosmopolitan or Glamour magazines! Name: E-mail: optional Comment: Ruthie Lopez : 5 years ago : You guys are really terrible. Your mama's so fat she makes olympic sumo wrestlers look anorexic. She's so fat when she passed gas she launched herself into orbit. Yo mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through. After graduating from 2002 , Thore enrolled at in , majoring in Theatre.
Over 460 pages of pure laughs with bonuses. A little exercise, healthy eating and discipline of mind and body can take you a long way. The modern technology, computers and gadgets have brought such endless possibilities to modern society that anything is possible with the right equipment and the pinch of photography skills, technology know-how and creativeness. Thanks to the Internet we are able to see a lot of freaky unexplainable photos of creatures we are tempted to call monsters. The 29-year-old radio producer's clip A Fat Girl Dancing shows plus-size Whitney in an energetic dance routine. She's so fat when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.